If you need to see something on Facebook in order to prove it’s real (because nothing’s real if it’s not on Facebook, is it?), click here for the event page.

Your next question is probably “What will I do on Tuesday Oct 11, as I’m trying to recover from the erotic weekend?” I’m happy to report that I’ll be back at Matt Denny’s Ale House in Arcadia, performing at J.C. Hyke’s beautiful Songwriter Serenade series, still rolling on after almost a year! I’ll play a couple of songs, I’m bringing my pal Luke Walton to play a song, and about a zillion other cool artists will be there too. Free. Buy food and drink or don’t, up to you.

Where: 145 E Huntington Dr, Arcadia, 91006
When: Oct 11, 7 to 9:30
Details at jchyke.com

And finally, I’m tickled to tell you that for the first time in a couple of years, a new video has been posted on my YouTube channel, PhilWardComedy. It’s one of my appearances as a musical guest in the show Up Late With Adam Fisher, which I’m constantly nattering about here. See me as my audience-suggested alter ego Benji San Dimas, improvising the song “Shoes Untied” with the deep-fried funky house band.  For cryin’ out loud, click here immediately!

• Ugly Little Pizza
• Bronnie
• Jenny Chow

And you can still go check out

• Stupid and
• The Hoosegow.

See, you might not realize it, but you need these videos. Because they’ll help quell the rabid anticipation you have for the release of Phil’s new album Do Not Insert In Ear Canal, which is currently in the mastering stage and will be available soon. But not soon enough for you, I bet. It’s not healthy to stay at a fever pitch of expectancy over prolonged periods. Watch the videos, seriously. Think of your blood pressure.

Meanwhile, Stupid is still available in good old-fashioned audio format for purchase and download at iTunes and CDBaby.com.